You know, I totally blanked on your surname last night and now that I think of it, yes, you DO have the least Jewish surname of them all! Well, except for my sister, who married a man whose last name is Christ. First initial, J. Every so often he jokes about changing it to Jesus.

Re. dessert, we aren't supposed to spend money on Shabbat. I'm not as strictly observant as L, so I suppose in a pinch I could, but as I also asked not to bring a hot dish because we also shouldn't cook on Shabbat, I'd feel very hypocritical.