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Q1: How many times do I have to nicely ask the children to play downstairs so I can work?
A1: 4,500,209,128.

Q2: How many times do I have to scream at the top of my lungs telling them that no, nothing they need from upstairs to play "cat and ninja warrior" is at all important enough for them to race like herds of elephants up the stairs and then start screaming all over the upstairs, and they are DONE and they will GO THE HELL DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!!!!!"
A2: Apparently, only once.

E 1, Kids 0.

Goddammit.

Date: 2014-03-09 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flw.livejournal.com
I hate that brute, physical hugeness and threats are the only things that children understand.

Date: 2014-03-09 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gansje.livejournal.com
Oh, they understand the nice, loving request. They just shrug and ignore it. ;)

Date: 2014-03-10 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmabovary.livejournal.com
This will get better, trust me.

Date: 2014-03-10 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gansje.livejournal.com
:) thanks.

Date: 2014-03-10 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flw.livejournal.com
Imagine if I was screaming at them. I have a very powerful voice. They would be terrified. Also, I could go from sitting on the floor to standing over them in a few seconds. Srsly, it would be like a bear attack.

Date: 2014-03-10 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gansje.livejournal.com
You are more than welcome to come help redirect their behavior in creative, constructive ways. They're all yours!

Date: 2014-03-09 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siro-gravity.livejournal.com
Evil Stepmother!!! MWWAAAAAA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!

Date: 2014-03-09 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gansje.livejournal.com
*evil grin*

Want an apple, my lovely? MUHHWWWWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:D

Date: 2014-03-11 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanpaku.livejournal.com
Userpic love :-) and other love :*

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