Why isn't screaming an Olympic sport? I could win that medal.

[gansje]

Q1: How many times do I have to nicely ask the children to play downstairs so I can work?
A1: 4,500,209,128.

Q2: How many times do I have to scream at the top of my lungs telling them that no, nothing they need from upstairs to play "cat and ninja warrior" is at all important enough for them to race like herds of elephants up the stairs and then start screaming all over the upstairs, and they are DONE and they will GO THE HELL DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!!!!!"
A2: Apparently, only once.

E 1, Kids 0.

Goddammit.

Comments

[flw.livejournal.com]

I hate that brute, physical hugeness and threats are the only things that children understand.

[gansje.livejournal.com]

Oh, they understand the nice, loving request. They just shrug and ignore it. ;)

[emmabovary.livejournal.com]

This will get better, trust me.

[gansje.livejournal.com]

:) thanks.

[flw.livejournal.com]

Imagine if I was screaming at them. I have a very powerful voice. They would be terrified. Also, I could go from sitting on the floor to standing over them in a few seconds. Srsly, it would be like a bear attack.

[gansje.livejournal.com]

You are more than welcome to come help redirect their behavior in creative, constructive ways. They're all yours!

[siro-gravity.livejournal.com]

Evil Stepmother!!! MWWAAAAAA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!

[gansje.livejournal.com]

*evil grin*

Want an apple, my lovely? MUHHWWWWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:D

[sanpaku.livejournal.com]

Userpic love :-) and other love :*